Renovating Mitt Romney
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There is a serious trend toward states letting their residents carry concealed weapons with no more background check than you need to carry a concealed nutcracker. All of this is based on the gun rights lobby’s argument that the more armed law-abiding people we have on our streets, the safer everybody will be. Under this line of thinking, George Zimmerman’s gated community was safer because Zimmerman was driving around with his legal gun. You can bet that future Trayvon Martins who go to the store to buy Skittles after dark will seriously consider increasing their own safety by packing heat. The next confrontation along these lines may well involve a pair of legally armed individuals, legally responding to perceived, albeit nonexistent, threats by sending a bullet through somebody’s living room window and hitting a senior citizen watching the evening weather report.

The Violence Policy Center has a list of 11 police officers and 391 private citizens who have been killed over the last five years by people carrying concealed weapons for which they had a permit. That includes a man in Florida who killed four women, including his estranged wife, in a restaurant in 2010 and another Floridian who opened fire at Thanksgiving, killing four relatives.

You would think all of this would cause states to stop and rethink. But no. And, personally, I’m worn down from arguing. Florida, follow your own star. Arizona, arm your kindergarteners. Just stop trying to impose your values on places where the thinking is dramatically different.

Really, just leave us alone. If you don’t like our rules, don’t come here. Is that too much to ask?

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Gail Collins, “More Guns, Fewer Hoodies”, The New York Times, 29 March 2012. (via acontinuation)

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If Gail Collins entered the Washington Post’s Peep Show IV …

“My dog is on the roof! My dog is on the roof!” (“Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up” via)

"You could argue that the Seamus story puts Romney in a more human context. This is not just a quarter-billionaire with approximately the same gift for the common touch as Scrooge McDuck. This is a real person. A person who once drove to Canada with the family dog tied to the roof of the car."

THE ALL-SEAMUS GAIL COLLINS COLUMN YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

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When I was first married, my mother-in-law sat down at her kitchen table and told me about the day she went to confession and told the priest that she and her husband were using birth control. She had several young children, times were difficult — really, she could have produced a list of reasons longer than your arm.

“You’re no better than a whore on the street,” said the priest.

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— Um. “Tales from the Kitchen Table.”

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Nobody really knows whether future grants from Komen will be forthcoming. Despite all its protests to the contrary, the foundation was pretty clearly playing to the anti-abortion crowd. Until now, hardly anyone had noticed that Brinker, a longtime Republican donor who once served as ambassador to Hungary during the George W. Bush administration, had recently named a former pro-life candidate for governor of Georgia, Karen Handel, as the foundation’s senior vice president for public policy.

Perhaps this is all coincidence, but, in light of the last week, you’d have to say: nah.

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The Politics of Absolutely Everything

I once wrote a book on how gossip about politicians’ private lives  impacts their careers, and it was a very interesting experience, as a  result of which I know way more about Grover Cleveland’s sex life than  most people would find reasonable …. These days, a congressman’s colleagues will throw him overboard in a  second. We all remember that Anthony Weiner was driven out of Congress  after he got caught tweeting pictures of his underwear. While he was  inhabiting it. I am going to go out on a limb and say that his  constituents in Brooklyn and Queens were not charmed by this behavior,  but you did not see any widespread calls within his district for him to  resign. No, the people who forced Weiner to go away were the Democratic  leaders, particularly Nancy Pelosi, who thought he was hurting the party  in general.
- The Real Legacy of Newt Gingrich

I once wrote a book on how gossip about politicians’ private lives impacts their careers, and it was a very interesting experience, as a result of which I know way more about Grover Cleveland’s sex life than most people would find reasonable …. These days, a congressman’s colleagues will throw him overboard in a second. We all remember that Anthony Weiner was driven out of Congress after he got caught tweeting pictures of his underwear. While he was inhabiting it. I am going to go out on a limb and say that his constituents in Brooklyn and Queens were not charmed by this behavior, but you did not see any widespread calls within his district for him to resign. No, the people who forced Weiner to go away were the Democratic leaders, particularly Nancy Pelosi, who thought he was hurting the party in general.

- The Real Legacy of Newt Gingrich

Voters very seldom penalize politicians for sexual misbehavior — unless it’s of a type that suggests the pol in question is a little … off. (See: sexting pictures of your underwear, having tickling parties with your young male aides, telling your staff you’re going on a hike and then flying to see your girlfriend in Argentina. Really, when you look back, we have been through a lot.)

- Opening Newt’s Marriage

Just this week in Washington, House Republicans were thwarted in their attempt to tie the latest bill providing money to keep the government going with the defunding of Planned Parenthood. Those two things aren’t necessarily linked in most citizens’ minds, but everything reminds the House Republicans of their hatred of Planned Parenthood. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. “Jingle Bells.” A partridge in a pear tree.

- An Early Holiday Hangover